“The next is a re-broadcast of Tuesday’s presidential debate, though Tuesday feels 100 days in the past,” a voice mentioned opening the present. “We thought it was necessary to see it once more because it is likely to be the one presidential debate. And it was fairly enjoyable to look at, so long as you do not dwell in America.”
Moderator Chris Wallace, performed by Beck Bennett, introduced out Baldwin’s Trump first.
“And you probably did take the Covid check that you simply promised to absorb advance, right?” Bennett’s Wallace requested.
“Completely, scout’s honor,” Baldwin’s Trump responded along with his fingers crossed.
Bennett’s Wallace then introduced out Carrey’s Biden.
“Only one second, Chris,” he mentioned, utilizing a tape measure to place sufficient house between himself and Baldwin’s Trump.
Bennett’s Wallace mentioned that it appeared like Carrey’s Biden was able to debate.
“Completely not,” he responded. “However I received the start of 46 improbable concepts that I could or might not have entry to.”
Then the controversy kicked off. Nevertheless, as an alternative of a debate it was simply Baldwin’s Trump and Carrey’s Biden yelling backwards and forwards at one another.
“Chris Wallace is imply, the financial system is imply. It retains dropping jobs, which is imply to me,” Baldwin’s Trump mentioned.
He then referred to as the pandemic a hoax.
“That assertion is one thing that may in all probability come again to hang-out me later this week,” he mentioned.
Maya Rudolph’s Kamala Harris then got here out to cease Trump from being imply to her operating mate.
“You take a look at me, Donald. You don’t deal with my Joe like that,” she mentioned. “He is a pleasant boy.”
However the arguing continued between the 2 candidates till Biden had sufficient and pulled out a distant management to pause Trump.
“Sorry, however I believe all of us wanted a break,” Carrey’s Biden mentioned. “Let’s bask within the Trumplessness.”
Carrey’s Biden then spoke on to the digicam and launched his new marketing campaign slogan: “America — Not Actively On Fireplace Once more.”
After unpausing Baldwin’s Trump, Carrey, Baldwin and Rudolph all got here out to say the present’s catch phrase, “Stay from New York … It is Saturday evening!”